nut hugger
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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