He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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