Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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