She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
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