I just made out with a guy for $7.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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