Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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