and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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