Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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