Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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