What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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