Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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