I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
