Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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