What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
