I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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