I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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