How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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