Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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