how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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