ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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