The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I am available for nakedness
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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