I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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