Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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