It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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