I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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