Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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