bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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