Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
