why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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