Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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