at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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