chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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