Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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