Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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