those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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