just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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