is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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