I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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