I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
