oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
