Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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