piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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