ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
where are you?
Hypothermia
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
