pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
two words...techno handjob
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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