That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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