The brown eye won't let me do that either.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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