I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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