I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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