i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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