She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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